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The ghost of a man having on soldier's attire has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions after midnight soaring over The Muck. Lots of locals allege this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Arkport long ago.
A space invader can be distinguished often carrying a skull at Arkport Dam after midnight.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been seen shouting by Big Creek.
A dinosaur is once in a while distinguished up on Bald Hill trying to articulate something.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has been observed on a small number of occasions struggling to grasp something in Moraine Park on a dark night.
A medieval armor devoid of a human being inside has often been distinguished flickering a light in Hungry Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise. In any event, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien from planet Venus is repeatedly spotted by a man camping at a campground in the neighborhood of Arkport.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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