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These are some lies we made up about Argyle.
A space man was perceived up on Barkley Mountain flashing a flash light.
A minotaur was witnessed in an Argyle area auto part store, walking the aisles.
The ghost of a man having on a military outfit was seen redistributing orbs about by Peat Swamp. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been one or two other accounts of this exact ghost. No matter what folks state, this is a bad ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
A gargantuan mule has regularly been distinguished looking chilling mid stream in Black Creek.
An martian tourist from another galaxy is often observed relaxing at a coffee table in an Argyle building gazing irritably at the viewer.
A woman with a spear sticking out of her head has been witnessed on numerous instances mounted on a donkey along a highway next to Argyle. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Argyle before the present.
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ghost of a female with a bag strapped around her head can be witnessed over and over again wandering through a mobile home in close proximity to Argyle. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
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Ghost Sightings From Argyle
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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