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These are some lies we made up about Ardsley.
A space invader from another planet was noticed wandering through an Ardsley vicinity burial ground.
An extraterrestrial showed up staring furiously at the eye witness up on Beaver Hill.
An alien voyager from space was perceived going mad by Red Maple Swamp.
A space man from Saturn has repeatedly been seen studying Skunk Hollow in detail very late at night.
An ET from space is frequently made out staring down into the water at Kingsland Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be made out soaring across the Pocantico Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal jerboa may be perceived very frequently looking for a glove by Sparkill Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Ardsley
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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