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These are some lies we made up about Appleton.
A decapitated guy was seen at Bedford Beach yelling people's names. Several reports of this ghost have been described. Loads of local residents assert this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Appleton local.
The phantom of a nurse with a bloody uniform was seen playing a tune on a guitar in an Appleton mobile home. Many folks in the vicinity have had equivalent experiences with a quite similar ghost.
The spirit of a man holding a blood-splattered axe materialized in Krull Park before dawn hauling a corpse over rocks. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional accounts of this exact ghost.
An alien vacationer from space was witnessed in an Appleton secondary school at the stroke of midnight staggering the halls.
An ET from Pluto was noticed drifting by on East Branch Eighteenmile Creek around midnight.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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