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These are some lies we made up about Apalachin.
A space invader from another planet can be seen very often standing by a deserted road outside Apalachin.
A space invader has once in a while been noticed in the middle of Apalachin Creek slurping paint.
A very large goat is once in a while noticed gazing across Kenny Flats at night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has been perceived on a small number of occasions on the apex of Baker Hill on a dark night studying the panorama.
An ET from the Moon can sometimes be seen howling at a bush in Tracy Creek State Forest before dawn.
A space man from space has often been witnessed being carried by a moped on a gloomy road outside Apalachin.
The phantom of a flight attendant is regularly noticed by Minkler Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water. A local woman claims that this phantom takes pleasure in startling foolhardy people who come seeking phantoms in Apalachin. In any case, it is indisputably
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a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gigantic canary is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances in a residence in Apalachin.
A dinosaur can regularly be noticed in an Apalachin house.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has now and then been spotted in En-Joie Park around midnight
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reasoning.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space is occasionally witnessed marching along a wild road right next door to Apalachin.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has been seen on one or two occasions coming into view in a mirror. One of the local residents firmly claims that this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Apalachin in the past.
An extraterrestrial from another world may sometimes be noticed resting on the floor in a flat close to Apalachin.
An alien was distinguished gazing wrathfully at the viewer by Allan H. Treman State Marine Park.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos came into sight in the early morning hours sprinting after a passing Buick on a shady highway outside Apalachin.
A space man from planet Mars was witnessed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Apalachin
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Ghost Sightings From Apalachin
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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