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These are some lies we made up about Antwerp.
Thumbelina was perceived up on Pulpit Rock holding a human headbone.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been witnessed at Beaver Meadows Creek after midnight hurling boulders into the water.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is frequently seen marching through a mobile home close to Antwerp.
An ET from the cosmos may regularly be spotted at a public phone in Antwerp making a telephone call.
A woman with a bottle-green face has every now and then been witnessed staggering through an Antwerp neighborhood cemetery. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Antwerp in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Antwerp
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Ghost Sightings From Antwerp
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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