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These are some lies we made up about Angola.
A massive tiger was noticed seated at a table in an Angola house.
A space invader from another solar system was seen in a secluded place close to Angola.
The ghost of an airline pilot was noticed at Buffalo Municipal Bathing Beach at midnight staring at the waves down near the waterfront. This specific spirit has been distinguished repeatedly in this place. Residents here say that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Angola a long time ago. Nonetheless, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been seen at Point Breeze late at night staring down into the water.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy is frequently spotted looking menacing in Cattaraugus Indian Reservation before sunrise.
An enormous camel has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions looking crossly at the witness
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mid stream in Big Indian Creek.
A giant hyena may often be observed hovering along a dark road near Angola.
The phantom of a tough lumberjack carrying a large axe can be made out very often at Snow Marine Basin very late at night excavating a crater. A local resident claims that this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Angola
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in the past.
An ET from another galaxy has sometimes been perceived mailing a package at an Angola post office.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is from time to time observed speaking into the air as if someone in addition was present.
A Seismosaurus has been made out on several occasions walking a Collie before sunrise on a shadowy Angola lane.
A very large peccary may every now and then be observed peeking through mobile home windows in Angola after midnight.
A very large wildcat has often been noticed quite near the entrance to Allegany State Park reading a book.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Hun is regularly perceived rummaging around in garbage container on an Angola avenue. Some of the residents assert this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who have the nerve to interrupt the serenity in Angola.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has supposedly been noticed on many instances on an Angola avenue around midnight. It's been alleged that this exact ghost
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loves terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Angola.
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Ghost Sightings From Angola
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Ghost Sightings From Angola
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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