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A woman carrying her head under her arm has occasionally been perceived tossing pieces of wood into Chrysler Pond around midnight. A local alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Ancramdale some decades ago.
A colossal cat is from time to time observed in an autopart store in the Ancramdale area.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head gone has supposedly been perceived on several instances in Drowned Lands Swamp on a dark night attempting to dump a cadaver.
A space man from another solar system was spotted in Bash Bish Brook swallowing blood from a jar.
An enormous jackal emerged scrambling out of a manhole on an Ancramdale avenue at the stroke of midnight.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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