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These are some lies we made up about Amsterdam.
A space invader from another solar system emerged at Bunn Creek late in the night throwing pieces of wood into the flow.
An ET was witnessed talking into the air on a dark night on a park bench in Amsterdam.
The martian pilot of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been perceived in Bergen Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a corpse through some bushes.
A headless guy is often perceived examining Cranes Hollow in detail around midnight.
A gigantic anteater has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances howling up on the peak of Bean Hill.
A woman with her head and right arm and right leg removed can repeatedly be distinguished seated at a table in an Amsterdam home attempting to exclaim something.
The Mothman can be spotted very often strolling through a mobile home in Amsterdam.
A soldier's uniform marching about lacking a body in it is now and then observed being carried by a llama alongside
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a road next to Amsterdam. One of the locals determinedly says that this spirit is most likely the tormented spirit of a local person who used to live here in Amsterdam. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A giant rhinoceros has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions terrifying people in John Boyd
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Thacher State Park near the park headquarters.
The spirit of a civil war warrior can every so often be noticed strolling through a mobile home next to Amsterdam. No matter what, it certainly is a scary spirit that is rather not messed with.
The ghost of a man having letters cut into his hand has frequently been distinguished walking through an Amsterdam area cemetery. Several of the people who live here allege this spirit is the tormented spirit of an old Amsterdam local resident. No matter what people articulate, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an engine driver is repeatedly distinguished looking terrifying beside a wild road close to Amsterdam at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A female lacking a head has been perceived on a small number of occasions being in a forsaken home in Amsterdam. In any case, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that is preferably not
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Ghost Sightings From Amsterdam
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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