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A massive llama has every now and then been distinguished trying to locate another ghost by Amityville Creek.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is sometimes witnessed walking through a flat in Amityville. Nevertheless, this phantom undeniably is menacing; one that should be let alone.
A sasquatch has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances riding on a pony by a road outside Amityville.
The ghost of a young woman dressed as a maid was perceived looking by Beach Thatch. Additional reports of this phantom have been described. Folks here who have perceived this spirit assert this spirit is possibly the struggling spirit of a local who used to live here in Amityville.
A space man showed up down beside Bread Spring after midnight struggling to capture something.
An martian voyager from another planet was observed at the water at Bergan Point meditating.
The phantom of a homeless gentleman was made out startling people
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in Diamond Shoals in the early morning hours. Other people around here have had comparable sightings with a similar spirit. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that is better not upset.
An alien from deep space was spotted in Belmont Lake State Park at midnight pulling a body across the ground.
A colossal mongoose has regularly been
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made out down at the shore at Cedar Beach looking frightening.
A large scary monster is repeatedly distinguished pointing at the witness up on Half Hollow Hills.
A creepy creature has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions striding through a home outside Amityville. No matter what, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling phantom that you do not want to bump into before dawn.
The spirit of a man dressed as a plumber may frequently be spotted in a phone booth in Amityville making a phone call. Locals argue that this spirit is the undeparted spirit of an old Amityville person who lived here.
An extraterrestrial can be observed very often strolling through an Amityville vicinity cemetery.
The ghost of a man in a sheriff outfit is now and then spotted staying in an abandoned mansion in Amityville.
A gigantic gnu is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions slurping blood from a jar outside the entrance to Collis P. Huntington State Park.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole
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in his forehead has regularly been witnessed near the entrance to Fire Island National Seashore seeking a glove. A local alleges that this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Amityville before the present. One thing is for sure, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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