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These are some lies we made up about Amenia.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been perceived staring through home windows in Amenia on a dark night.
A cyclop is frequently perceived floating down on Beardsley Pond Brook around midnight.
A gargantuan rhinoceros may frequently be perceived crying up on the apex of Cemetery Hill.
A space man from planet Mercury may be perceived frequently fishing from the shore of Hilltop Pond at midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her neck has sometimes been observed searching through trash container on an Amenia road. Local people declare that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Amenia some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Amenia
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Ghost Sightings From Amenia
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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