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These are some lies we made up about Amawalk.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is every now and then spotted flinging pebbles into the flow at Angle Fly Brook very late at night.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been seen on a small number of instances at Croton Dam at midnight trying to exclaim something. In any case, it is indisputably a chilling spirit that you wouldn't want to run into at night.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object may once in a while be noticed marching through an apartment close to Amawalk.
An alien traveler from another planet was spotted at a coin operated phone in Amawalk using the telephone.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a big gray mustache appeared redistributing orbs around next to the water at Mahopac Point. When witnessed the phantom came near the watcher who then escaped.
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Ghost Sightings From Amawalk
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Ghost Sightings From Amawalk
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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