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These are some lies we made up about Altona.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a coat can be distinguished very frequently hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Feinburg Park at the stroke of midnight. One of the local residents strongly asserts that this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Altona some decades ago.
A gigantic pig has from time to time been noticed by a woman canoeing in a river in close proximity to Altona.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves is sometimes perceived up on Big Hill mounding rocks.
A headless man has been observed on one or two instances relaxing in a beanbag in an apartment in Altona.
A space man from planet Pluto can from time to time be seen by Bradford Brook gulping blood from a cup.
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Ghost Sightings From Altona
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Ghost Sightings From Altona
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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