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These are some lies we made up about Altmar.
An extremely large sheep was witnessed by Beaverdam Brook staring.
Alexander the Great appeared attempting to articulate something up on the peak of Lighthouse Hill.
A massive rabbit was witnessed flickering a lantern in Happy Valley Game Management Area at night.
An extremely large llama has often been seen cleaning a bloody bed sheet in Salmon River Falls very late at night.
The phantom of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck is frequently perceived screaming names around midnight on a lawn in Altmar. Regardless of what people express, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Altmar
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Ghost Sightings From Altmar
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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