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Once I saw a man with the head of a fish eating a piece of buttered toast in my living room while watching SpongeBob Square pants at 5 o'clock in the morning. I've seen him a couple times. I've called out to him a couple of times (I've seen him more than once) but he never seemed to notice. He just sat there eating his toast while staring intently at the television screen.
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Category: fish_man
These are some lies we made up about Altamont.
A gigantic warthog has been said to have been observed on many occasions admiring Horseshoe Lot late at night.
A space man from deep space may from time to time be witnessed dragging a body from the ice cold water of Black Creek very late at night.
An alien was made out screaming outside the entrance to John Boyd Thacher State Park.
The martian commander of a UFO appeared watching the panorama from the summit of Settles Hill at midnight.
An armed forces outfit walking around devoid
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of a body in it was perceived twinkling a flash light in a raft on Lower Reservoir Bear Swamp. The ghost saluted the observer.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart appeared walking a Cocker Spaniel in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Altamont residential road.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos was observed peeking through house
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windows in Altamont late in the night.
A massive alligator was observed guzzling water from Bozen Kill Falls after midnight.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched lady has frequently been made out browsing through garbage cans on an Altamont residential street.
The ghost of a guy having a cross cut into his hand is often spotted dragging a body over rocks in Hillhurst Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The Abominable Snowman is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances on an Altamont street at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Altamont
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Ghost Sightings From Altamont
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Delbert, what's that thing rolling down my stairs? It's going black and white, black and white, black and white.
- ''BOOOM'' - ''AAARGH''
- Looks like a nun Arthur. .
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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