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These are some lies we made up about Alplaus.
A space invader from planet Venus can frequently be made out in Alplaus Kill sniveling.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter may be observed frequently crawling out of a manhole on an Alplaus street late in the night.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a large axe has once in a while been seen snooping in mailboxes at midnight in Alplaus.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is once in a while made out reasoning in Pleasant Valley at the stroke of midnight. Residents here who have observed this phantom claim this phantom likes scaring foolhardy people who come seeking phantoms in Alplaus.
Snow White has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions hauling a corpse over rocks in Carman Park around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Alplaus
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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