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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
A giant giraffe is every now and then made out seated in a beanbag in a home in the vicinity of Alpine.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions by Hinman Swamp calling people's names. One thing is for sure, it is certainly a terrifying phantom that you don't want to encounter on a dark night.
A sizeable menacing beast may occasionally be observed covering a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Connecticut Hill State Game Management Area before dawn.
A colossal bighorn was observed on the summit of Buck Hill late at night watching the surroundings.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft emerged in Beardsley Hollow late in the night tossing pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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