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These are some lies we made up about Almond.
A menacing creature may now and then be spotted carrying a human cranium in Merrill Field in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that any wise person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a guy clad as a gardener has repeatedly been spotted mounted on a bike on a gloomy road close to Almond.
A woman with a partly transparent body is often noticed in an Almond building. According to the folks who live here, this spirit gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking spirits in Almond. No matter what folks articulate, it's a frightening phantom that should be steered clear of.
A space invader from another galaxy is known to have been spotted on one or two instances showing up in a mirror.
An extremely large baboon may be perceived over and over again up on the top of Hamilton Hill contemplating.
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Ghost Sightings From Almond
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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