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A space alien from planet Mars is once in a while perceived slurping blood from a jar in Bradford Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from outer space may once in a while be observed trying to find a hat up on the summit of Alma Hill.
A tremendously menacing spirit was witnessed in the middle of Hog Brook eating a chicken drumstick. The viewer panicked and ran off. Based on what the locals allege, this spirit enjoys startling foolish folks who come looking for spirits in Alma.
The ghost of an elderly lady holding a rifle became visible sitting at the dining table in an Alma home. The phantom did not appear to be agonized by the viewers. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The Mothman was seen in a wild place right next door to Alma.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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