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These are some lies we made up about Allegany.
The ghost of a guy having satanic symbols carved into his head was observed marching by a wild highway near Allegany. The ghost talked about revenging a slaying. No matter what, it certainly is a chilling phantom that should be avoided.
An alien from Saturn has often been noticed seated on a couch in an apartment outside Allegany.
A space man from another solar system is regularly seen up on Camel Back seeking something.
An alien has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions at midnight scrutinizing Blakesly Hollow in detail.
Leonardo da Vinci may often be witnessed gazing in Bradher Ball Park at the stroke of midnight.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft can be distinguished very often by Horseshoe Bend attempting to say something.
A space invader from Pluto is sometimes seen shining a kerosene lamp by Birch Run.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead coyote has purportedly been made
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out on a few instances at night pursuing a passing truck on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Allegany. Whatever people verbalize, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that is preferably not interrupted.
An alien from another solar system can from time to time be noticed trimming bushes in the front yard of a trailer in Allegany.
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alien has regularly been observed by an old woman hunting in a forest close to Allegany.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship is regularly distinguished seated on a couch in an apartment in Allegany.
The ghost of a young-looking lady with a wire around her neck is known to have been noticed on several instances in Allegany State Park near the ranger station going bananas. If you talk to the local residents, this phantom is that of a local person who lived here in Allegany many years ago. One thing is for sure, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive addax can be distinguished very frequently chucking bricks under a streetlamp in Allegany.
An alien voyager from space has sometimes been witnessed marching from residence to residence at midnight on an Allegany street.
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Ghost Sightings From Allegany
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Ghost Sightings From Allegany
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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