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An enormous panther was perceived pacing through a flat in Alexandria Bay.
An extremely large impala emerged in Broadway Shoal very late at night devouring a tomato.
The alien captain of a flying saucer was spotted traveling on a steed next to a highway in the vicinity of Alexandria Bay.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space appeared staring at the water by Bonnie Castle Yacht Basin in the early morning hours.
A space invader from space was made out reading a newspaper down by the water at Anthony Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria Bay
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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