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These are some lies we made up about Alexander.
A cyclop can repeatedly be made out by Baker Brook trying to find somebody.
A giant monkey can be witnessed over and over again up on Chestnut Knoll holding a human cranium.
A drifting ghost has every now and then been seen sitting on the floor in a home in Alexander. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon is every so often witnessed marching from home to home at the stroke of midnight on an Alexander street.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter is known to have been perceived on numerous instances rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of an Alexander mobile home before sunrise. Local people who have spotted this phantom allege this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a former Alexander local. Regardless of what people state, this is an unpleasant ghost that you don't want to run into at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Alexander
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Ghost Sightings From Alexander
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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