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These are some lies we made up about Alder Creek.
A gargantuan panda has every so often been made out in an Alder Creek area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
A gargantuan ibex is once in a while observed on the water's edge of Alder Pond reading a newsletter.
A woman lacking a head may from time to time be spotted very late at night drifting down on Alder Creek. A person who lives here says that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Alder Creek.
Thumbelina was spotted hauling a cadaver over the grass in Baron Von Steuben Memorial Park late at night.
A very large sloth emerged struggling out of Tamarack Swamp drenched in slime at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Alder Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Alder Creek
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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