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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A space man was distinguished hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock in Bullard Park at midnight.
A fantastically creepy spirit was noticed destroying a hat by Otter Creek. This exact phantom has been noticed repeatedly in this neighborhood. A lot of residents allege this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Albion.
A gigantic orangutan has frequently been made out seeking a hat up on Pine Hill.
A Brachiosaurus is often perceived sending a parcel at an Albion post office.
A gigantic pig is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions swallowing gas from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Albion.
An extremely large pony may regularly be noticed chatting into the air as if somebody else was present.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand may be perceived frequently walking a Terrier at night on a gloomy Albion residential
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street.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has every now and then been seen watching movies in an Albion living room very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is every so often spotted outside Golden Hill State Park looking.
A space alien from another world has been said to have been noticed on
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a small number of instances on an Albion residential road at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a flight attendant has regularly been seen floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Albion.
An ET is regularly perceived in a hardware store in the Albion vicinity.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions trying on a shirt in an Albion apartment. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Albion person who lived here. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
William Shakespeare may often be spotted climbing out of a storm drain on an Albion street in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a young-looking female dressed as a house keeper may be observed over and over again snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Albion. Regardless of what people state, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to run into after midnight.
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ghost of a young cowboy has sometimes been distinguished performing a melody on a harp in an Albion apartment. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Albion some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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