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An enormous alligator has repeatedly been noticed in Albertson Park before dawn hiding a cadaver by a big rock.

A man having an axe in his head is frequently distinguished on the pinnacle of Harbor Hill after midnight staring at the sight. According to the local residents, this ghost loves startling folks who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Albertson.

The ghost of a mail carrier has been witnessed on frequent occasions struggling to articulate something at the waterfront at Bar Beach. A lot of locals assert this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Albertson some time ago. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that should be stayed away from.

An extraterrestrial traveler from space can be witnessed repeatedly late at night rushing after a passing pickup on a gloomy road outside Albertson.

An extremely large ferret has occasionally been witnessed in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver spotting the ghost
 
    in her rear view mirror around midnight.

The Abominable Snowman has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances gardening in the back yard of a mobile home in Albertson.

A feminine figure has regularly been distinguished in East Creek calling out people's names. Residents who have observed this ghost allege this ghost could be
  a famous former time local of Albertson. No matter what people state, it's a scary ghost that is rather not disrupted.

The ghost of a gentleman carrying a sword is regularly perceived exploring Old Hen in detail late in the night.

An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has been seen on many instances gazing down into the water at Barker Point after midnight.

The ghost of a woman with numbers etched into her foot may frequently be witnessed relaxing in an armchair in a trailer in Albertson. One thing is for sure, it certainly is a menacing ghost that you don't want to bump into around midnight.

A female with maggots crawling out of her ears may be distinguished often throwing rocks under a lamppost in Albertson.

The phantom of a woman with a knife in her back has from time to time been witnessed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Albertson home late at night. Anyhow, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.

A lady having the head of a beast is every now
and then noticed by the entrance to Collis P. Huntington State Park mounding pebbles.

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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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