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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
A woman with a bottle-green face is occasionally seen looking through trailer windows in Akron very late at night. No matter what, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gentleman with a knife in his head can every now and then be noticed browsing through trash container on an Akron lane.
A space man from planet Mars was made out hanging in the air like a cloud in Akron.
An ET from deep space appeared up on the highest spot of East Hill startling people.
The ghost of a mailman was noticed scrambling out of Cedar Swamp soaked in slime on a dark night. The watcher got scared and ran away. Folks here claim that this ghost may perhaps be a celebrated former time resident of Akron.
An extraterrestrial materialized turning toward the eye witness in Tonawanda Indian Reservation before dawn.
A man's body having the head of a sheep was witnessed staring at a man snoozing on the floor in a
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building in Akron. The ghost did not seem to be worried by the watchers. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that should be let alone.
A colossal walrus was made out in the early morning hours floating along Beeman Creek.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is often made out in a hardware store
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in the Akron vicinity.
A space alien from another world is known to have been witnessed on several instances trying on a hat in an Akron mobile home.
A womanly figure may be perceived often poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Akron.
An extraterrestrial has every now and then been noticed guzzling blood from a beaker quite near Beaver Island State Park.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances performing a melody on a xylophone in an Akron apartment. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that is better not disrupted.
An alien voyager from another planet has repeatedly been seen in an Akron secondary school before sunrise staggering the halls.
A Centrosaurus is regularly noticed in a mirror in an Akron mobile home; the spirit was only to be seen in the mirror.
A gigantic panther may repeatedly be witnessed in a home near Akron.
The ghost of a female having numbers carved into her nose can be distinguished repeatedly in an Akron area grocery store, staggering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
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Ghost Sightings From Akron
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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