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These are some lies we made up about Afton.
A gigantic alligator may occasionally be perceived at a pay phone in Afton talking on the phone.
An ET from space was seen heaving boulders into the flowing water at Bennettsville Creek around midnight.
The phantom of a young woman with a wire around her neck appeared climbing a big tree in Broome State Forest at midnight. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the night. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
A huge dugong was made out wandering through an Afton neighborhood cemetery.
A guy with no head showed up gazing furiously at the eye witness up on Camels Hump. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being perceived.
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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