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These are some lies we made up about Addison.
An extraordinarily frightening ghost may sometimes be noticed checking out Beeman Hollow in detail before sunrise. It's been claimed that this individual phantom loves scaring folks who are bold enough to upset the peace in Addison.
A Megalosaurus has repeatedly been seen down near Bear Falls very late at night conversing into the thin air.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is frequently noticed reading a magazine in the middle of Canatoga Creek.
The spirit of an aged woman grasping a shot gun has been spotted on many occasions performing a tune on a piano in an Addison flat.
A space alien from planet Mercury may frequently be witnessed in Nellie Ayres Memorial Park very late at night hauling a body over rocks.
A massive hippopotamus may be made out time and again looking up on the pinnacle of Derby Hill.
A giant impala has from time to time been distinguished in an Addison secondary school very late at night strolling the corridors.
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ghost of a flight attendant is every now and then spotted in a mirror in an Addison home; the spirit was solely visible in the mirror.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances in a flat next to Addison.
A very large wildcat can from time to time be noticed in an Addison area clothing store, strolling the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Addison
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Ghost Sightings From Addison
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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