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These are some lies we made up about Adams.
An enormous mountain goat is from time to time noticed in a building next to Adams.
A partially decayed human dead body has purportedly been seen on numerous instances trying to utter something by Adams Swamp. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into late in the night.
A woman burning, hauling a fuel bottle may now and then be perceived seeking an object beneath a parked truck in an Adams parking lot very late at night.
A space man from another planet has frequently been seen on the highest spot of Pine Hill around midnight monitoring the scenery.
An extremely large bull is often distinguished checking out Lorraine Gulf in detail around midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking air force pilot has been distinguished on a handful of instances shouting people's names down near Talcott Falls before dawn.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may regularly be witnessed appearing creepy by Big Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Adams
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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