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These are some lies we made up about Acra.
An armed forces outfit striding around without a body in it is now and then spotted in a shoe store in the Acra area.
A gigantic basilisk has been seen on numerous occasions on the highest spot of Acra Point late at night glancing at the view.
A space man from space may once in a while be spotted covering a body by a big rock in Catskill State Park late in the night.
A space invader was noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down Basic Creek.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was seen trying on clothes in an Acra flat. When the viewer became visible the ghost ran away. Folks who have observed this ghost claim this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local who used to live here in Acra. One thing's for certain, this is a nasty ghost that is preferably not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Acra
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Ghost Sightings From Acra
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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