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These are some lies we made up about Accord.
A beheaded gentleman can once in a while be spotted suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Accord. If you listen to what the residents allege, this ghost loves startling folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the silence in Accord. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unfriendly ghost that you don't want to meet at night.
The ghost of a dentist with a blood-splattered uniform has frequently been perceived attempting to deposit a cadaver in Vly Swamp at midnight.
The Abominable Snowman is regularly observed in the middle of Beaverdam Creek weeping.
A space alien from planet Mercury has been seen on several occasions looking at a man slumbering in a bed in a building in Accord.
A woman with her arms removed may regularly be made out struggling to verbalize something on the apex of one of the hills in the Shawangunk Mountains late in the night. A lot of folks who live here say this spirit can be the spirit of a resident who
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died here in Accord before the present. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that any normal person would not want to run into.
The phantom of a man carrying a blood-splattered sword may be noticed repeatedly trying to grasp something by Stony Kill Falls around midnight. Regardless of what people articulate, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large mare has now and then been noticed flashing a lamp by Eagle Cliff.
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Ghost Sightings From Accord
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Ghost Sightings From Accord
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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