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A very large rhinoceros may often be perceived standing by a deserted road near Wilmington.
The martian navigator of an alien spacecraft can be observed very often being carried by a moped on a shadowy road close to Wilmington.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has sometimes been witnessed down at Rock Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to utter something.
A gigantic gazelle is now and then witnessed flickering a kerosene lamp on the shore of Cool Spring Reservoir.
The spirit of a youthful Indian fighter may now and then be observed in Alapocas Woods Park late at night frightening folks. No matter what people articulate, it's a frightening phantom that is rather not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is regularly spotted in a flat in Wilmington.
Vincent van Gogh can regularly be spotted at Brandywine Creek Dam late in the night enjoying the scenery.
The phantom of a sturdy lumberjack
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grasping a large axe can be perceived very frequently before sunrise drifting along Alapocas Run. One of the folks who live here firmly declares that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Wilmington resident.
The terrifying ghost of a Barbarian has sometimes been spotted down by Deemers Beach at night swimming. Some of the people
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here allege this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Wilmington some time ago.
A creepy skeleton is occasionally seen striding alongside a secluded road next to Wilmington. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
A glowing human form has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances crawling out of The Dyke drenched in filth at night. It has been asserted that this exact ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Wilmington in the past.
An extraterrestrial may once in a while be observed glugging down blood from a mug up on Drummond Hill.
The ghost of a pregnant woman was spotted coming into sight in a bathroom mirror. Further sightings of this spirit have been described.
An martian vacationer from deep space became visible downing gasoline in New Castle Flats before sunrise.
A gigantic ground hog emerged smoking a cigar down next to the water at Crane Hook.
A decapitated
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man was witnessed reading a tabloid in Bellevue State Park quite near the ranger station. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two additional accounts of this precise ghost. Any which way, this is a nasty ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Wilmington
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Ghost Sightings From Wilmington
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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