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These are some lies we made up about Viola.
A semi see-through man dressed as the skipper of a vessel is often perceived in Golden Thicket at the stroke of midnight hiding a cadaver by a large boulder. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space alien from planet Saturn may frequently be seen bass fishing from the shore of Andrews Lake around midnight.
A sizeable creepy ghost can be perceived very often at Allabands Mill Stream at the stroke of midnight flinging bricks into the flow.
A centaur is sometimes perceived staring at the water by Coursey Pond Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman having on a confederate uniform has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances creeping out of Black Swamp covered in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Viola
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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