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These are some lies we made up about Smyrna.
The phantom of a dispossessed gentleman has frequently been made out at Duck Creek Pond Dam late at night flinging stones. Many local residents declare this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Smyrna many years ago.
The alien captain of a UFO is often perceived excavating a cavity in a metal boat on Garrisons Lake.
A frightening creature is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions at night floating along on Alston Branch.
A giant orangutan may repeatedly be perceived climbing a high tree in Blackbird State Forest late in the night.
A Triceratops has from time to time been observed in Snowland very late at night eating a cracker.
A space man from planet Pluto is occasionally seen swallowing soda pop at night on a park bench in Smyrna.
The phantom of a gentleman clad as a gas station attendant has supposedly been perceived on several instances staggering through a house in Smyrna.
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Residents who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Smyrna.
A giant wolverine may occasionally be distinguished chatting into the night near the water at Bald Eagle Point.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a police force uniform is repeatedly seen
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riding on a mare beside a highway in the vicinity of Smyrna.
The spirit of an elderly man with a big white mustache is rumored to have been seen on several instances striding through a mobile home near Smyrna. Folks claim that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Smyrna local.
One of the three Little Pigs can repeatedly be noticed at a pay phone in Smyrna making a telephone call.
The spirit of a guy wearing military attire has sometimes been seen in Bellevue State Park by the park headquarters sobbing.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head is from time to time witnessed in New Jersey Coastal Heritage Trail Route at the ranger station gazing.
An alien from deep space has been made out on numerous instances walking through a Smyrna neighborhood burial ground.
An enormous prairie dog was observed trying to grip something by a deserted highway right next door to Smyrna at the stroke of midnight.
Archimedes showed up spending time in an abandoned home in Smyrna.
A knight's
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armor from the middle ages with no person inside was observed standing by a desolate highway close to Smyrna. The ghost mentioned revenging a homicide.
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Ghost Sightings From Smyrna
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Ghost Sightings From Smyrna
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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