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These are some lies we made up about Seaford.
A Pteranodon has been perceived on a small number of instances swallowing gasoline from a pump at a gasoline station in Seaford.
A beheaded guy can repeatedly be made out reading a tabloid up on the top of Easter Hill. Folks declare that this ghost may perhaps be a well-known old days native of Seaford. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be left alone.
A female with her head and left arm and left leg cut off has occasionally been perceived concealing a cadaver by a big boulder in Barnes Woods Nature Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise. A local woman says that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a person who used to live here in Seaford. In any event, it is certainly a chilling ghost that is rather not upset.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has supposedly been perceived on a few instances verbalizing into the air as if someone else was in attendance.
A massive porpoise may occasionally
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be observed by Greens Pond trying to say something.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was seen throwing pieces of wood into the water at Ake Ditch late in the night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos showed up on a dark night glancing over Bull Island.
An armed forces outfit strolling about lacking a body in it was
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spotted walking a Rottweiler on a dark night on a murky Seaford street. The phantom did not care that there was someone other present.
A space man from the Moon was seen by Chipman Pond Dam late in the night staring at the water.
An alien from outer space was observed facing the observer in Hawks Nest Shoals very late at night.
A space man is repeatedly noticed staring through flat windows in Seaford late in the night.
An alien voyager from another solar system has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions going wild in Cape Henlopen State Park near the ranger station.
An enormous doe can repeatedly be made out in Assateague Island National Seashore near the park headquarters tossing pieces of wood.
The ghost of a dreadfully charred lady may be perceived over and over again browsing through trash container on a Seaford lane.
A massive raccoon has from time to time been made out on a Seaford residential street at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan reindeer is every now and
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then perceived hanging in the air like a cloud in Seaford.
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Ghost Sightings From Seaford
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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