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These are some lies we made up about Saint Georges.
An ET from another galaxy is known to have been spotted on a handful of occasions down near the water at Biddle Point reading a magazine.
The ghost of a guy having half his head gone may be witnessed time and again in Cumples Woods very late at night pitching a tent. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a young-looking woman sporting a blood-covered wedding dress has every so often been noticed trying to locate a photo by a parked car in a Saint Georges parking lot very late at night. One thing's for certain, it in all certainty is a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.
Galileo is sometimes observed staring across Pools Bottom after midnight.
The ghost of a nine feet tall massive giant has been said to have been seen on one or two instances in a Saint Georges area grocery store, striding the aisles. Anyhow, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you do not want to encounter on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Georges
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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