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These are some lies we made up about Rockland.
The spirit of a female having a word cut into her cheek showed up in a mirror in a Rockland building; the phantom was exclusively detectable in the mirror. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the night.
The ghost of a woman with a stiletto in her head was observed guzzling blood from a beaker beside Rock Spring in the early morning hours. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being seen. Lots of folks who live here assert this phantom might be a well-known former time inhabitant of Rockland.
An alien from Venus was spotted burying a body by a big rock in Alapocas Woods Park late in the night.
The spirit of a strapped up lady has often been seen downing apple juice by Alapocas Run. One thing's for certain, this spirit sure is scary; one that you would not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A woman having the head of a demon is repeatedly perceived in a mobile home close to Rockland. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Rockland
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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