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These are some lies we made up about Port Penn.
A massive zebu has allegedly been noticed on several instances dragging a corpse through some bushes in Ackan Manangaha after midnight.
A man's body with the head of a lizard may once in a while be seen pointing at the watcher at Reedy Island Dike at midnight. No matter what people verbalize, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
A massive coyote was made out very late at night exploring Black Ditch Bar in detail.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy materialized underneath a creepy towering tree in Cumples Woods going out of control.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword was spotted looking down into the water at Biddle Point in the early morning hours before sunrise. The phantom saluted the onlooker.
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Ghost Sightings From Port Penn
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Ghost Sightings From Port Penn
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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