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These are some lies we made up about Odessa.
A space invader from another solar system is often noticed snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Odessa.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom dress is rumored to have been noticed on frequent instances on a dark night fluttering over Pools Bottom. If you listen to the residents, this ghost loves scaring unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Odessa.
A gentleman having an axe in his head may repeatedly be spotted next to a big tree in Cumples Woods flashing a light.
A gargantuan hog has once in a while been witnessed reflecting in a rubber raft on Noxontown Lake.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally spotted musicalizing on a harmonica in an Odessa residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Odessa
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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