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An ET has regularly been made out on a dark night running after a passing truck on a gloomy road close to Ocean View.
The Wizard of Oz is frequently spotted staring across Simon Glade in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal wildcat has been distinguished on numerous occasions in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
An extremely large woodchuck may be observed over and over again seeking a box by Big Ditch.
An alien explorer from another solar system has occasionally been perceived on the apex of Cat Hill before dawn observing the landscape.
William Shakespeare has purportedly been spotted on many instances gardening in the side yard of a mobile home in Ocean View.
An enormous alligator can sometimes be seen smoking a cigar mid stream in Agricultural Ditch.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person? A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself. Arthur are you cold? - Yes, Delbert, I am. - Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees. Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows? - I had to bury the ladder Gertrude. Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess? - Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things. Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first. - We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her. - Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in. A little bit later he came out in tears. I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept. - You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out! Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home. Now it was Gertrude's turn. - You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun. - Yes Sir! She said and went in. After a few minutes she came out covered in blood. - What happened in there?, asked the instructor. - The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!. Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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