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These are some lies we made up about New Castle.
The ghost of a bound up man can be seen often beside the shore at Deemers Beach trying to locate a woman.
A huge llama has occasionally been distinguished chatting into the thin air as if somebody besides was there.
The phantom of a bum is from time to time made out exploring Bulkhead Shoal in detail before sunrise. One thing is for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a scary phantom that is rather not interrupted.
A colossal mare is known to have been perceived on several instances trying to state something at the water at Crane Hook.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be made out attempting to seize something down by the water's edge at Cool Spring Reservoir.
A space invader was made out looking through mobile home windows in New Castle around midnight.
An martian voyager from another solar system came into sight burrowing a crater in the ground in Red Lion State Forest on a dark night.
The ghost
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of a young lady soaked in blood was noticed heaving pebbles into the flow at Alapocas Run after midnight. The appearance of the watcher alarmed the ghost who then disappeared. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost assert this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten New Castle person who lived here. In any case, this is an unfriendly
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ghost that you don't want to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of an aged hag came into sight screaming names in Alapocas Woods Park around midnight. The onlooker freaked out and escaped.
A lady's body having a horse's head was observed watching shows in a New Castle living room in the early morning hours. The spirit did not seem to be agonized by the viewers. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from space was made out looking at the panorama at Edgar M Hoopes Dam around midnight.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been observed by Cherry Island Marsh howling at the bystander to disappear.
A sizeable creepy beast is repeatedly witnessed rummaging around in trash cans on a New Castle street.
A huge musk deer has been said to have been seen on a few occasions excavating a crack outside the entrance to Bellevue State Park.
An alien from planet Venus can be spotted often on a New Castle avenue
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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