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These are some lies we made up about Newark.
A sizeable creepy ogre has sometimes been witnessed emerging in a washroom mirror.
A huge muskrat is occasionally made out in Barksdale Park late in the night burying a body by a large rock.
A space alien has purportedly been witnessed on many instances watching the panorama from the apex of Chestnut Hill late in the night.
The ghost of a guy sporting army attire can sometimes be distinguished very late at night rushing after a passing Buick on a dark road in the vicinity of Newark. In any event, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that is better not upset.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head was observed in Becks Pond on a dark night struggling to conceal a body. This is one of those phantoms that is made out repeatedly nearby. Regardless of what, this is a horrible spirit that you would not want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft was spotted dragging a body from the cold
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water of Belltown Run late at night.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy came into sight staring at the water by Becks Pond Dam very late at night.
A medieval armor devoid of a human being inside was perceived on the shore of Becks Pond scaring people. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other in attendance.
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ET from space has frequently been observed in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A space invader is regularly spotted by a man fishing by a lake right next door to Newark.
A giant vicuna has been said to have been observed on several instances relaxing on a sofa in a building in Newark.
A Stegosaurus can regularly be spotted going crazy in Bellevue State Park at the park headquarters.
A very large coati can be noticed time and again throwing rocks by a streetlight in Newark.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has sometimes been witnessed excavating a crack in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor right by the park headquarters.
A giant crocodile is every so often spotted marching from building to building on a dark night on a Newark avenue.
Leonardo da Vinci is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions sitting at the dining table in a Newark house.
The spirit of a woman with a sack strapped
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around her head can sometimes be seen in a desolate place near Newark. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this spirit is in all probability the undeceased spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Newark.
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Ghost Sightings From Newark
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Ghost Sightings From Newark
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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