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These are some lies we made up about Montchanin.
A space man from another world may now and then be noticed cleaning a bloody pair of pants in Rock Spring on a dark night.
A Chupacabra is frequently witnessed in a Montchanin building.
The spirit of a gentleman wearing a police force uniform is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances in Alapocas Woods Park late at night drinking gasoline.
A colossal frog may often be seen smoking a pipe mid stream in Alapocas Run.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge white mustache may be distinguished over and over again marching along a desolate highway in the vicinity of Montchanin.
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Ghost Sightings From Montchanin
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Ghost Sightings From Montchanin
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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