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These are some lies we made up about Milton.
A very large buffalo is often spotted up on the apex of Rattlesnake Hill holding a cranium.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos is rumored to have been noticed on several instances staring down into the water at Broadkill Neck very late at night.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be witnessed repeatedly in a Milton trailer.
A gargantuan guanaco has occasionally been observed at Beaverdam Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling bricks into the current.
A Tyrannosaurus is occasionally observed in a wooden boat on Fleetwood Pond struggling to seize something.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot has been noticed on numerous instances taking in the vista at Diamond Pond Dam before sunrise.
An alien from Jupiter was made out shuffling orbs around in Prime Hook State Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
A gargantuan crow became visible staggering alongside a secluded highway outside Milton.
A space man from another
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solar system was distinguished gazing at the waves next to the waterfront at Broadkill Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship emerged in Whale Back at night gazing furiously at the viewer.
A space invader from Venus was observed ascending out of Black Hog Gut covered in mud late at night.
A space alien from outer space was perceived resting on a bench in a building in the neighborhood of Milton.
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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