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We lived on a truck farm outside of Millsboro on Rt. 30. My daddy had a PHD in growing watermelons. That's because he grew them in PHD (Pure Horse Dung). Sadly, though, the vines grew so fast, they dragged the melons on the ground, ruining them before they could get ripe.
Submitted by Tarbaby
Categories: farm, family
These are some lies we made up about Millsboro.
A gargantuan donkey was noticed smoking a cigar next to the water at Alvin Point.
A space alien from another world appeared having a seat on a bench in a building in Millsboro.
An alien was witnessed pacing from home to home late at night on a Millsboro road.
A gigantic elephant came into view climbing out of Emily Gut drenched in dirty water on a dark night.
A beheaded gentleman was observed looking at the water by Burton Pond Dam around midnight. The viewer panicked and ran off. In any event, it is indisputably a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before
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sunrise.
The Mothman has often been observed struggling to utter something in Blackwater Creek.
An martian vacationer from outer space is often perceived trying to grasp something in Cupola Park late in the night.
A gigantic frog has supposedly been observed on several instances reflecting down at the water at Bark Pond.
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phantom of a surgeon with a bloody uniform may frequently be spotted resting at the kitchen counter in a Millsboro flat.
A gigantic mink has once in a while been made out screaming people's names in Cape Henlopen State Park outside the park headquarters.
A woman with her head and left arm and right leg cut off is every now and then perceived gazing at people in a Millsboro building through a peephole. A number of of the folks here say this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long departed Millsboro local. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a guy gripping a blood-splattered machete is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances staring furiously at the eye witness in Assateague Island National Seashore right by the park headquarters.
A military uniform staggering about without a body in it may every now and then be perceived waving to cars in the middle of a gloomy road near Millsboro.
The ghost of a civil war
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soldier has often been noticed drinking regular from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Millsboro. According to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Millsboro a long time ago. Regardless of what people say, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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