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These are some lies we made up about Milford.
An ET may be witnessed very often sending a letter at a Milford post office.
A gargantuan zebu has from time to time been seen by Abbotts Pond Dam after midnight staring at the water.
A youthful girl having on a bloody wedding gown is every now and then noticed going wild in a boat on Blairs Pond. One thing's for sure, it sure is a scary spirit that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has been perceived on several occasions at Cedar Neck on a dark night looking down into the water.
A female with a sea-green face may sometimes be made out glugging down unleaded from a gas pump at a refueling station in Milford. It has been claimed that this particular ghost may perhaps be a renowned days gone by resident of Milford.
A gargantuan pony has often been noticed after midnight ascending out of Big Cripple Swamp covered in slime.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft
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is frequently noticed destroying a picture in the middle of Ash Gut.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances searching for a bag in Burton - Derrickson Tract of Murderkill River Nature Preserve around midnight.
An extremely large deer can frequently be seen chatting
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into the air as if someone besides was in attendance.
A space man from planet Neptune may be noticed very frequently in Cape Henlopen State Park by the ranger station smoking a cigar.
The spirit of a mailman has every now and then been spotted looking through mobile home windows in Milford in the early morning hours before sunrise. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Milford local resident. Nonetheless, this is an intimidating ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gentleman's body with the head of a horse is sometimes spotted holding a human skull in Assateague Island National Seashore quite near the park headquarters.
A giant elk may every now and then be spotted watching TV in a Milford living room before sunrise.
The ghost of a man hauling a sword was made out searching through garbage cans on a Milford avenue. The ghost was consumed by the night after being observed.
The ghost of a woman with demonic signs carved into her forehead emerged on a Milford
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road on a dark night. When made out the ghost came within reach of the witness who then ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Milford
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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