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These are some lies we made up about Middletown.
A space alien from another galaxy has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances screaming at the bystander to stay away at night on a sidewalk in Middletown.
A gargantuan chinchilla can now and then be witnessed at Shallcross Lake Dam very late at night going berserk.
The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a large mustache and a wooden right leg has regularly been perceived in a row boat on Lums Pond scraping out a nook. One thing's for certain, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to come across late at night.
A space invader is often noticed climbing a tree in Cumples Woods at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic kid has been said to have been noticed on many occasions late in the night staring over Bohemia Manor.
The ghost of an aged lady holding a gun can regularly be witnessed marching through a building in Middletown.
A gigantic koodoo has every now and then been spotted concealing a corpse by a
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large rock in Augustine State Wildlife Management Area after midnight.
An alien traveler from space has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions at Biddle Point very late at night looking down into the water.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief may every now and then be distinguished gripping a human headbone by Lower Break. Some
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of the folks who live here say this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who come trying to find ghosts in Middletown.
A pitch black crow that turned into a female was spotted riding on a horse beside a road near Middletown. This particular spirit has been seen time and again in this neighborhood. Well, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a young female dressed as a maid came into sight strolling through a house in the vicinity of Middletown. There have been several stories about this ghost in the area.
The ghost of a down-and-out man was observed by Augustine Creek struggling to grab something. Many folks in the neighborhood have had equivalent events involving an almost identical ghost.
A scary creature came into sight at a public phone in Middletown talking on the telephone. This spirit is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of additional stories of this exact spirit.
A space man from another planet was distinguished
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near Bellevue State Park redistributing orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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