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A lady hauling her head under her arm has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions smoking a cigar by a streetlight in Middletown.

A Pterodactyl can sometimes be noticed by Shallcross Lake Dam at night gazing at the water.

A giant porpoise was spotted pacing from flat to flat in the early morning hours on a Middletown road.
A giant pony was distinguished in a rubber boat on Lums Pond sniveling.

Genghis Khan became visible resting at the kitchen counter in a Middletown house.

A space alien from the Moon was witnessed gathering wood to make a fire in Cumples Woods in the early morning hours.

The ghost of a young-looking woman having on a blood-splattered wedding dress was distinguished in a wild location in close proximity to Middletown. When noticed the ghost moved toward the onlooker who then fled.

An extremely large elk has regularly been distinguished around midnight flying across Bohemia Manor.

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