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These are some lies we made up about Marydel.
A space alien from outer space is repeatedly witnessed performing a tune on a guitar in a Marydel building.
A giant frog has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions drifting by on Beachy Neidig Ditch after midnight.
A decapitated female can repeatedly be witnessed in Goldsboro Community Park after midnight dragging a cadaver across the ground.
The ghost of a teen girl may be noticed time and again at Lake Bonnie Dam at midnight carving a nook.
A person with a skeleton face having on shadowy robes has every so often been seen in a Marydel secondary school before dawn pacing the corridors. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Marydel
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Ghost Sightings From Marydel
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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