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These are some lies we made up about Magnolia.
A very large rhinoceros has every so often been made out smoking a cigar down next to the shore at Andrews Lake.
An enormous squirrel is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances marching from residence to residence around midnight on a Magnolia residential road.
A lady's body having a goat's head can once in a while be witnessed sitting at a coffee table in a Magnolia house. One of the folks who live here strongly claims that this phantom likes startling foolhardy people who come trying to find phantoms in Magnolia. No matter what, this ghost certainly is scary; one that should be let alone.
A very large steer was made out searching for a woman at Coursey Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A guy having the head of a beast showed up pulling a corpse over rocks in Burton - Derrickson Tract of Murderkill River Nature Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise. The spirit nodded to the eye witness. Several of
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the residents assert this phantom can be the soul of a resident who died here in Magnolia long ago.
A woman ablaze, hauling a fuel bottle was seen looking by Big Cripple Swamp. When the spirit was observed it disappeared into the night. Whatever people exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A giant guanaco
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came into sight at Allabands Mill Stream after midnight hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A space alien from planet Mars was distinguished down at the water at Murderkill Neck shining a lamp.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a worn straw hat has repeatedly been made out looking at people in a Magnolia house through a window.
An alien from space is often noticed quite near the entrance to Bellevue State Park moving orbs around.
A Centrosaurus has supposedly been spotted on many occasions in a desolate zone in the neighborhood of Magnolia.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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