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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
A gigantic dromedary is from time to time seen enjoying the scenery at Abbotts Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a young-looking woman drenched in blood has been observed on numerous occasions struggling to dump a corpse in Ellendale Swamp very late at night. A person who lives here argues that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who have the guts to upset the calm in Lincoln.
A space man from deep space has regularly been perceived seated in a chair in a trailer in Lincoln.
The ghost of an elderly hag is repeatedly observed on the shore of Blairs Pond downing blood from a glass.
A space alien is rumored to have been seen on several occasions trying to locate a book next to a streetlamp in Lincoln.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer can frequently be distinguished hunting with a rifle in Ellendale State Forest on a dark night.
A medusa can be witnessed very often in the early morning hours drifting along Beaverdam Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
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Ghost Sightings From Lincoln
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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